Smile or Die

Smiley faces have been in AIM since it started. Now, even though you can change how they look, you can't change what they say/mean. You would think that they would update them and add some more new ones, but no, they still have the same expressions from sunglasses to foot-in-mouth. Like how high were they when they made the money mouth one and the one with the foot in the mouth. C'mon seriously, those need to be replaced.

There are always those times where u want to say something to somebody but you're too lazy to write it out. How nice would it be if there was a smiley for the exact thought you are having right now.

Here are a few examples that I believe would be very useful in everyday IM'ing:

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You know when that really annoying person starts talking to you and you just want to let out your feeling, but don't really want to type it out because it would be a waste of typing? Well why not just make a smiley something like this:

"I really want to stab you with the knife I'm holding right now and then suck out all your blood so that I never have to listen to you talk again"
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Or perhaps if you're going to a UC and are feeling lazy you could with one click say:

"Holy crap that was sooooooooooo Asian..."
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And we can't forget, how about when you're in a conversation for a long time and just want to say:

"If you say "lol" one more freaking time I SWEAR I'm going to pull the trigger"
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Anyways, the point is that it would be nice if they would add a few more emotions besides happy, sad, and "I feel like I have a foot in my mouth".

Best. Comic. Ever.

We've all heard the song plenty of times... and its always just as good. But this comic is genius. Hope you like it.


(Click on the picture to make it bigger.)

Oh, and ummm, happy new year.

Coconut Madness

So I ate a coconut tonight. I really like coconuts but every time I eat one I wonder how in hell native people and stranded islander in movies eat them.

Here I am in my backyard with a pitchfork like object and a butcher knife and I barely manage to open the coconut without chopping off my hand or spilling the coconut water or both. It's a ridiculous sight if you were to watch me.

If I were stranded on an Island with nothing but coconut trees I would probably cry because I know that I would die trying to open coconuts and even if I managed to succeed I would probably use more energy than the damn coconut would give me. Then again if you read about coconuts in health books they're like a miracle fruit and could probably grow you a new hand if you cut yours off opening one.

Screw kitchen tools. Next time I'm gonna bust out a power drill and chain saw. Then lets see whose boss.

Size Does Matter

The BBC makes me laugh when they're not talking about people dying. Which isn't very often by the way. I always look at what the most read articles are and this just made me laugh, either because I'm an immature boy, or because its not a joke.

"Condoms 'too big' for Indian men" - The number 1 most read article on the BBC website. Just the title of the story is funny, who wouldn't read it.

Just when we thought the whole "penis size based on your race" thing was all just a joke, some guy decides to prove it true. Either that or he just wanted to measure a bunch of Indian penises from all over the country, as they put it, "precisely, down to the last millimetre." Not a task I would partake in.

Anyways, the moral of the story is that Indians have small penises, though Sunil Mehra says, "It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters." But then again Sunil runs an adult magazine company, like Hugh Hefner who is 80 and still gets more ass than James Bond.

Another laugh brought to you by the BBC. Thanks for listening.

The Dangers of Skateboarding

I just thought I'd let out my frustrated rage associated with skateboarding at this school.

First of all, the roads are like spikes that come straight out of hell that make for the worst ride in the world. The sidewalks contain plenty of cracks just to make sure you are constantly having to stop. Some of the walkways aren't even smooth enough to ride on which is just plain annoying. Specially the one by plaza that's not even attractive looking. It's like poured cement that they forgot to smooth out, with more ridges than the Rocky Mountains...

And just in case you don't eat shit on your own, they hire cars, of various types I might add just to throw you off, to chase you down and hit you. It's a freaking conspiracy I tell 'ya. I'm bombing a hill and all of a sudden its like "umm that's a car.. and its not stopping" and if you saw me after that incident you know the outcome of that. And then like on the way home after that dreadful experience, one of those golf carts decides it would be funny to run the skateboarder off the road because obviously skateboards can go off roading, while golf carts must ride in the center of the walkway.

Next time a car tries to hit me I'm going to chase it and bash the windshield in, get in the car, and throw the driver out. Cause that's kinda what it feels like when my body hits the road/other rocky terrain that they have at this campus.

Go skateboarders.

I dedicate this update to Sean Chan the Asian Man

My sleep pattern has officially changed. My internal clock says sleep time begins at 5 in the morning. Anytime before that is impossible to fall asleep. This is a good thing and a bad thing, but it's definitely annoying while trying to fall asleep early. Anyways like I had this dream, and stuff happened, and then I woke up and remembered it, and then I forgot it. It was so intense. Okay time to go study math. Aaron Out.

The Beginning of the End

So, this is the first post eh? I thought I gave up blogging when I quit LiveJournal. I guess not. This feels like LJ for adults. Well I better stop procrastinating my project thats due tommorrow.